Post #1: desperation
Nothing makes you work on a website quite like unemployment.
I registered this domain years ago, and did nothing with it. Then one time between projects, I downloaded a WordPress template that seemed to be all the rage at the time. I put a title where the title goes, uploaded an ancient headshot (because I haven’t had to get new headshots in forever), and then…
Well, then the next paying gig appeared, and my poor little website was abandoned once again.
Until now. Because, dammit, this time is gonna be different! Unless I get the next job or project that shoves this thing to the back burner again.
Come to think of it, I hope I *never* finish this thing.